Democratic National Committee, Congress persons, Moveon.org, Progressive Committee to do this and that, and other high minded organizations of various stripes,
I appreciate your alerting me to the latest outrages being promulgated by the right wing big money interests and can understand your appealing to all of us to immediately contribute $3, $58, $100, and/or the rest of my worldly assets to resist the nefarious plans and conspiracies to turn our country into the medieval backwater that all of these miscreants seem to desire and I would like to help. Trouble is I'm tapped out.
If you could see your way clear to send me a couple of thousand dollars I would happily donate pieces of that sum to all of your worthwhile efforts to save us. Please send the funds as soon as possible since the threats are enormous and imminent. Don't delay as the FEC reporting period is about to expire!
Thanks for your consideration,